"You're in check, bitch!" cried Pip victoriously.
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"Onee-sama!" replied Os.
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"You could have let me take your rook," reasoned Pip. "And kept me from taking your queen."
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"But... onee-sama... what I want is..."
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"Hahaha, en passant, bitch!"
<br /><br />
"..." Os squirmed uncomfortably.
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"CHECK MATE!!!" yelled Pip, her voice cracking.
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"Onee-sama... that felt amazing," murmured Os.